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SheFinds News: Dropping Like it’s Hot

January 3, 2007 by natasha
shefinds | Style

We can’t directly really blame the late subways on MK’s rumored anorexia relapse, but now we can officially blame the many other fragile, hungry ladies just dying to get into shape for swimsuit season. When you don’t eat, you get dizzy and weak, and eventually pass out, clearly requiring medical care (or an omlette). This causes massive delays. According to the MTA, an average of 395 delays per month are caused by “sick customers” (MTA code for ill passengers), and while we don’t know exactly how many of these incidents are caused by card carrying members of the MK fan club, the numbers are going up. If none of the other known complications from anorexia, like…um…death, are enough to scare these girls into eating a granola bar, maybe the thought of face planting on a dirty, grimy, possibly urine stained subway call will do the trick.

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