SheFinds News: Goingâ€¦Goingâ€¦Gone
May 10, 2007
A plethora of theories are flying around as to the cause of this unfortunate event – was it the death of her beloved Aunt Wanda? Or was it a simple case of over-processed hair and showing mom whose boss?
Lest we think for one second that this act of pop rebellion had its roots in anything political, or thought provoking, Britney promptly dispelled those possibilities by showing up to The Roxy in West Hollywood sporting a platinum blonde wig.
Now, we canâ€™t give you any advice about how to entirely avoid a nervous breakdown, but we do have some damage control tips if you do â€œpull a Britneyâ€, or if you just get an awful haircut. Because as much as you may think you can at the time â€“ you canâ€™t just stay home until it grows out.
In addition to assigning a monetary value to Britneyâ€™s breakdown, eBay has a pretty huge selection of wigs, which unlike Britneyâ€™s, donâ€™t look like they came as part of a â€œSexy Nurseâ€ Halloween costume. Get the Barbie mane every little girl wants with this this blonde movie star mane, or stay true to your natural hue with a pretty brunette.
On the bright side, Britney is now in prime tragic-comeback position. The harder they fall, the better the True Hollywood Story.