Donâ€™t diss Janet Martin. The Consumerist blog learned this lesson well, after calling her brand name inspired nails â€œegregious self-inflicted product placement.â€ Not the type to let a comment like that linger unanswered in cyberspace, Janet told Comsumerist her side of the story-and it began with a scream. â€œHey idiots, just so you know…not only am I a National Award Winning Nail Artist, those are also MY fingernails which I HANDPAINTED myself….IT IS CALLED ART!!â€
Ms. Martin has been painting nails since the 7th grade and enjoys filling even the most unusual client request. From hand painted images of everything from snack products to the Simpsons, what she creates on such a small canvas is extraordinary. So donâ€™t mess with Jane, youâ€™re libel to get your eyes scratched out.