She must have wanted to actually eat this Thanksgiving, because Nicole Richie has given Rachel Zoe the axe. Known for turning healthy, beautiful starlets into bony Zoe-Bots like Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton. Zoe has made sharp, pointy sternums and ribcages (that could cut glass) the must-have accessory for young celebs. Poor Nicole looked like she was on death’s door, as did Lindsay Lohan when Rachel Zoe was “styling” (starving?) her. Who would take fashion advice from a lady who looks like the Crypt Keeper anyway? Her skin looks like a leather handbag that is about to fall apart from wear and tear. She lies about her age and says she’s 34 when she is 44. If she is 34, she must have had one hard life.
Nicole had gotten so painfully thin that rumors swirled that Zoe is a drug dealer for her clients and that’s how she gets them to become so skinny so fast. There was also a rumor that Nicole had gastric bypass surgery and couldn’t stop losing weight. Nicole has denied both rumors and is looking slightly better these days. Other starlets should follow Nicole’s lead and show Rachel Zoe the door. Don’t even bother offering her a doggy bag. When models are dying left and right from Anorexia, this woman is starving starlets, and we should all be thankful that her reign of power is coming to an end.
Anyone up for seconds?