…if you come from an obscenely rich family.
The sadness I felt for Tori Spelling upon hearing about her dire financial crisis evaporated as soon as I checked out the stuff Toriâ€™s â€œfriendâ€ is selling for her on eBay. The matter of who is selling off Toriâ€™s fantastic designer wardrobe isnâ€™t nearly as important as whatâ€™s being sold. From her Co-me Como Purple Sun Dress and Prada Black Lace Cocktail Dress, to her several Juicy Couture mini’s and cords up for grabs, there really is something for everyone. That is, everyone whoâ€™s a size 2 with a bust line as ample as 90210â€™s favorite virgin. If its Tori memorabilia youâ€™re after, you can snag the 5 Barbie Size 90210 Dolls, or the first season of her hilarious show So NoTORIous, which if rumors are to be believed, may be part of the reason she now has to sell her clothes on EBay and shop at the dollar store.
Now, to really impress people with your savvy bidding skills, check out the goods that Paris Hilton has apparently put up for grabs. Sheâ€™s unloading her high quality costume jewelry, signed and unsigned. For my money, Iâ€™d try and go all the way and snag the tiara, or the oh-so slutty socialite ‘HORNY’ bling. Upon request, the heiress’ personal attorney (an already overworked guy) will authenticate your Hilton-owned CZ’s.
We may not all be able to fit into Toriâ€™s size 2â€™s, but thanks to EBay, we can all be as classy as Paris.