Slutty Elmo? 10 Halloween Costumes We Never Thought Could Be Sexy

September 21, 2010 by Justine Schwartz
shefinds | Shop
No one over the age of 5 and three quarters can get away with an Elmo costume. And no, you can't do the baby voice either, ladies. $49.99,

Who could take one of childhood's true staples, and turn it into daddy's worst nightmare? A stuffed animal fetishist, that's who. $59.99,

How out of good ideas do you have to be to decide to go with "slutty crayon"? $28.99,

What could be sexier than a busty blonde? One covered in pigs blood. What?! $34.99,

Nerd alert! If your man is a trekkie, this oddly sexy get-up will make him want to go where no man has gone before. $49.99,

Oh good Lord. They've made a mockery of the last sacred occupation on the planet. $26.99,

I have a feeling real life female lumberjacks don't look like this. $54.99,

Another half-ass'd attempt. $29.99,

And something for the heavy drinkers. $66.99,

Sexy Alice maybe, but the Mad Hatter? Not even cute. $54.99,

From Our Partners

Learn more about RevenueStripe...

From Our Partners

Learn more about RevenueStripe...