You might file this one under things-you-didn’t-know-you-needed, but SPANX just launched a new product they are billing as a “bra for your butt.” Okay! We’re big SPANX fans, so we’re always game to try whatever new shapewear they’re shilling (you can never look too young or too smooth, right??). According to it’s press release, the Trust Your Thinstincts Booty Bra ($58) “lifts and separates” your butt cheeks to keep your bottom looking perky in jeans and dresses. Made with self-adjusting fabric that promises not to “smush your tush,” the Booty Bra smoothes out the muffin top and love handles without making your God-given lady lumps look smaller (as you wouldn’t want a bra to do!). So, will you be adding the Booty Bra to your lingerie drawer??