The 10 Spring Trends Men Hate...Are Mostly Completely Random

April 17, 2014 by Jihan Forbes
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Fake Leather Jackets: Sorry vegans/animal rights activists. Our guys would prefer to see us in real they can even tell the difference. Blank NYC Vegan Leather Jacket ($128)

Platform Sandals: We've gotta admit, we kinda hate this trend, too. Marni Jeweled Satin Platform Sandal ($1,230)

Flowy Tops: We might love a nice breezy blouse, but the fellas? Not so much. We're guessing it's because they can't see our bodies under all that fabric. But you know what? We like it that way! Free People The Mystip Top ($128)

Open-Toe Sandals: Pedro said, "Hide your toes, girl, no one needs to see that." Even with a fresh pedicure? "Still," he replied. We have a suspicion that Pedro just doesn't like feet... Criss-Cross Open Toe Sandal ($450)

Flowy Dresses: Another comfortable summer staple men can't stand. "Show me some skin, know what I'm saying?" Drew says. Mara Hoffman Embroidered Maxi Dress ($549)

Capris: Capris were just a little too retro for our fellas. COLLECTION CAFÉ CAPRI IN EMBELLISHED FLORAL ($299.99, down from $795)

Wearing Black: We guess this makes sense, considering spring is the time to add a little color to your wardrobe. Kimchi Blue Daisy Strap Dress ($69)

Ugg Boots: Probably the most abhorred footwear amongst our guys were Ugg boots! "I hate seeing Uggs in the spring," our friend Kevin said. "Especially the bedraggled, broken down, winter-stained ones." UGG Australia Classic Short Boot ($154.95)

Wedges With Dresses Or Skirts: This one didn't make any sense to us, but our guys just didn't like the look of the two together. "Wear sandals or heels, not both," David said. [via Splash]

Tall Boots: "Especially boots that lace up to the top like in the '90s," David told us. We guess our guys just want us to dress appropriately for the weather...? Frye Women's Shirley Riding Plate Boot ($385.16)

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