TheCheeky.com is now selling a wedding band that imprints your man’s finger with the words “I’m Married.” And not because he’s so committed to you, he wants to bear the words in his flesh: the ring is being billed as an anti-cheating ring. You know, so he can’t just slip the ring off when he hits the bars with the boys. First of all: who does that?! Secondly: who marries that?!
If your man even NEEDS an anti-cheating wedding ring, that’s a problem that can’t be solved with silver or gold. What do you think?
Sorry ladies of the night, he’s married.