I love you Shopbop, but I don’t even know if Ke$ha would rock that.
It should come as no surprise that this $495 feather, fringe, and dreamcatcher-adorned monstrosity body chain is made by a brand named “Haute Hippie.” Because, well it’s haute (in the couture sense of the word—they are asking for nearly $500 for what is essentially a chain with some strings attached), and definitely, um, hippie-inspired. But what isn’t so straightforward, rather, is its purpose. Is it supposed to be worn in lieu of a necklace? In lieu of feather hair extensions? In lieu of a shirt?!?
The only instance that seems appropriate to wear this would be on Halloween, if you were planning on dressing up as a literal interpretation of Rihanna and Britney Spears‘ “S&M (Remix).” Other than that, I’m drawing a blank.
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