Every fall, fashion mags and stylists try to convince us that capes are cool and we’re normally like “yeah, whaveta.” Capes may look chic, but what the hell are you supposed to do with your arms? And what happens when there’s a strong gust of wind? They just never seem practical enough to actually invest in. And then, we came across this Givenchy Chiffon and Leather Long Cape ($5,550). It’s totally functional–I mean, just think of all the places you could wear it: to a high-fashion Halloween party, to a séance, to scare the living crap out of small children… your options are endless really. Now only if your bank account was as well so you could afford the darn thing.