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Time to put out an APB on denim criminals

December 1, 2006 by SheFindsErin
shefinds | Style


If The Devil Wears Prada taught us anything, it’s that the fashion world is a jungle: one faux pas and you’re booted to the bottom of the food chain faster than you can say “thigh-high Chanel boots.” If this picture of the stunning Scarlett Johansson showa us anything, it’s that anyone is capable of committing denim crimes against humanity. I can’t even focus on the see-through-top-meets-white-bra fiasco because I can’t take my eyes off the unfortunate mom jeans! I guess since jeans are everywhere, jean crimes are everywhere, too. Denimology.com documents celebs’ jean crises, and UK charity Jeans for Genes even offers up a Jean Crimes Survey, where you can pick the most offensive crimes from a list that includes “Showing a muffin top” (don’t worry, we’ve got your back…er, bottom, on that one!) and “Elastic/pleated waistband”. I’m irked that my personal jean peeve — tucking jeans into Uggs —didn’t make the cut, but I’m still going to be studying up on other crimes against Citizens of Humanity, and you should, too. Remember: you too can prevent denim don’ts.

 

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