If The Devil Wears Prada taught us anything, itâ€™s that the fashion world is a jungle: one faux pas and youâ€™re booted to the bottom of the food chain faster than you can say â€œthigh-high Chanel boots.â€ If this picture of the stunning Scarlett Johansson showa us anything, itâ€™s that anyone is capable of committing denim crimes against humanity. I canâ€™t even focus on the see-through-top-meets-white-bra fiasco because I canâ€™t take my eyes off the unfortunate mom jeans! I guess since jeans are everywhere, jean crimes are everywhere, too. Denimology.com documents celebsâ€™ jean crises, and UK charity Jeans for Genes even offers up a Jean Crimes Survey, where you can pick the most offensive crimes from a list that includes â€œShowing a muffin topâ€ (donâ€™t worry, weâ€™ve got your backâ€¦er, bottom, on that one!) and â€œElastic/pleated waistbandâ€. Iâ€™m irked that my personal jean peeve â€” tucking jeans into Uggs â€”didnâ€™t make the cut, but Iâ€™m still going to be studying up on other crimes against Citizens of Humanity, and you should, too. Remember: you too can prevent denim donâ€™ts.