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Ninette Van Kamp Presents Underwear For Masochists

May 6, 2009 by SheFindsNicole
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What: Ninette van Kamp's Jeweled Undies [via TrendHunter] 

Why: As my current thong can attest, most women are willing to endure a little discomfort in the underwear department in order to achieve that perfect look. However, this is getting ridiculous. These panties have protruding jewels on the inside which are actually designed to leave tiny, temporary imprints on your skin. Is this effect supposed to be pretty? If so, maybe we should scrap the undies altogether and go get big, permanent, butt tattoos.

If you enjoy subjecting the skin on your butt to this kind of abuse I have some dominatrix friends who could always use new clients.

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These do not seem to be available for purchase, so we suggest the Jezebel Bow Boudoir Thong ($13) instead if you're looking for something racy. Or just check out the SheFinds Undies Guide for pieces that won't leave weird marks behind. 

 

 

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