Camel Toe Shoes | Maison Martin Margiela | Crazy Fashion

And you thought your feet hurt in regular heels…

Why settle for one camel toe when you can have two? That’s what Masion Martin Margiela must have been wondering when designing their $460 camel toe slingbacks. Because when it comes to fashion faux pas, the more the merrier, really.

We can’t get over how much people seem to be on board (or hump?) with the trend–this pair from Yoox is nearly sold out, now only available in size 5.5. But while people have been wearing animal fur for centuries, it seems like only recently that “fashion-conscious” humans have been taking nods from other species for footwear inspiration.

First the horse hoof boots, then came the camel toe slingbacks, what’s next: chicken feet mary janes? I think we’ll just stick with our duck boots.