Make mama proud.
Who needs fairy tales when you’ve got Reality TV? Ditch the Little Red Riding Hood costume this Halloween and make like an equally juvenile but far more glamed-up star of the hit TLC show, Toddlers in Tiaras. If you never got to experiment with Aquanet and Vasoline as a young girl, now’s your chance—just grab a friend to wear her frumpiest ensemble and you’ve got yourself a stage mom. Only make sure she knows the dance routine a whole lot better than you do.