What He Said: and I quote, “Seth likes Alterna Hemp Hair Concrete- are you going to say I’m a musician? Because I didn’t make the newsletter even though I used the 1. hair cream that you don’t have to wash your hands after you use it but you didn’t quote me and Adam got a quote. If you do say, “a musician who doubles on clarinet and saxophone.” Here’s my quote: “Seth likes Alterna Hemp Hair because it treats his hair the way most of his girlfriends treat him: tames you, controls you, and keeps you hard all day.” Or you can just say its a hard, pasty hemp product that gives you good styling for your hair. It lasts long and adds volume and texture.” What? No jokes about how it’s named concrete?
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