Topshop Is Now Selling $80 Body Harnesses. Terrifying.

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December 12, 2011

Tan Leather and Nude Leather Groove Harnesses, $80

Remember when we discovered that Shopbop was selling belly chains and feather body harnesses? Well now Topshop has jumped on the bizarro S&M-tinged trend with their Leather Groove Harnesses ($80). If you’re confused as to how to wear this bad boy, wait ’till you see the product description:

“Light tan leather harness with grooved edges and sam brown adjusters. One size. 100% Leather. Should not be washed.”

…Well that explains absolutely nothing.

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