SLIDESHOW: The Most Inappropriate Jewelry Ever Made
October 18, 2013
Thought those inappropriate T-Shirts were bad? Just wait until you see this jewelry. It all started with Maison Martin Margiela’s Trinket Case ring, which is so clearly for hiding coke. Then Cynthia Rowley stepped it up by creating the Flask Bangle so you can easily sneak alcohol in anywhere. But now there’s brands like Cast of Vices (brilliant name) who have entire collections dedicated to jewelry inspired by drugs. And if you thought that was the only type of inappropriate jewelry out there, you’re wrong. We found necklaces, bracelets and earrings with some pretty explicit language and even a penis ring. You’ll just have to click through the slideshow and see for yourself, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. These are definitely NSFW.