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“Anybody who makes fun of me, I’m just gonna go, ‘Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman’.”
-On her fall before accepting the Oscar for Best Actress to Extra.
"If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet,' I'm like, 'You can go f– yourself."
-Discussing being called fat to Harper's Bazaar UK 2013.
"John Stamos. He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass."
-Spilling her biggest celeb crush to Conan O'Brien in 2013.
"I was a big liar when I was child. I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody. Somebody would be like, ‘Oh, God, my legs hurt.’ I’d be like, ‘Your legs hurt? I’m getting mine amputated next week.’ And that’s actually how my mother found out. She came to school and somebody was like, ‘God, that’s such a shame about Jennifer’s legs.’ She made me purge. I had to spill out all of my lies. I was like, ‘I said that Dad drove a barge, and we were millionaires, and you were pregnant, I had to get my legs amputated, and I spayed cats and dogs on the weekends.’ Now I can’t lie. Now I get anxiety over it. It’s a good thing."
-Explaining how she learned to act to David Letterman.
"When I dance, I look like I'm a dad at a prom. I never grasped my limbs. Ever since puberty I've just kind of felt like we don't understand each other."
-On her dance moves to The New York Times in 2012.
“I put it in the hallway towards the bathroom, and my mom was like, ‘I’m taking it. It shouldn’t be here.’ And now it’s on a piano in Kentucky!”
-On her Oscar win to Access Hollywood.
"That was the most fun part of Catching Fire. [Josh Hutcherson and I] could run into the ocean and pee together."
-Explaining the best part of filming The Hunger Games sequel during a Facebook Q&A.
"My teen crush — Justin Timberlake. '90s Justin Timberlake, though, like *NSYNC Justin Timberlake. I remember when I bought the *NSYNC CD, and I was listening to it, and I was flipping through. Remember how CDs had the pull-out picture things? And I was getting so overwhelmed with hormones that I almost threw up."
-Revealing her teen crush during a Yahoo Q&A session.
"Once I'm obsessed with somebody, I'm terrified of them instantly. I'm not scared of them — I'm scared of me and how I will react. Like, for instance, one time someone was introducing me to Bill Maher, and I saw Meryl Streep walk into the room, and I literally put my hand right in Bill Maher's face and said, 'Not now, Bill!' and I just stared at Meryl Streep . . . I just creepily stared at her."
On meeting Meryl Streep to Vanity Fair in 2013.
“I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.
-On her special talent to Rolling Stone in 2012.
“I was surprised at how little camel toe problem there was. I was expecting a lot more.”
-On her Hunger Games: Catching Fire costume to E!.
"“As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it’s hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone’s face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!'”
-Talking about funny things to Entertainment Weekly.
