Find Out What Your Butt Shape Says About You
April 25, 2016
Have you ever stopped to consider the shape of your butt? Generally, it fits into one of these three shape profiles: square, round, heart-shaped, or inverted triangle. The shape of your booty may seem purely aesthetic, but actually, it says a lot about who you are! Which shape does your butt most resemble?
A) Square (like the letter ‘H’)
If your butt is square-shaped, you are a no-nonsense kind of gal. You’re known to rush conversations along, making use of phrases like “Let’s cut to the chase!” and “So what’s the takeaway?” But don’t let the shape of your butt define all facets of your personality — you’re NO square! In fact, you’re the life of the party! You’re just as bold in the workplace as you are off-hours. You know exactly who you are and so does everyone else.
B) Round (like the letter ‘O’)
If your butt is round, you possess a bubbly, warm personality. Your enthusiasm about all things — from skirt season to Beyonce’s Lemonade — is contagious. People tend to mirror you and your mannerisms when you’re around, which sometimes seems condescending, but hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
C) Heart-Shaped (like the letter ‘A’)
If your butt is heart-shaped, you are a great listener. People actually tell you that quite frequently. It’s often followed with a question like, “Have you ever considered going into Psychology?” Yes, you have, and maybe that’s where your career is headed! Whatever the case, you love to help, and (OBVS) everyone loves you for it!
D) Inverted (like the letter ‘V’)
If your butt is inverted like an upside-down triangle, you like to play by the rules. I mean, they were created for a reason, right? People are quick to question your tendencies, but that’s on THEM. You’re going to do things the way they ought to be done and the haters are going to have to take their negativity elsewhere!
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[Photo: Shelby Rodriguez]