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'Namaste Bitches' And 10 Other Awesomely Bitchy Totes

May 1, 2013 by Justine Schwartz
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If cutesy canvas tote bags with owls or kittens or “Keep Calm And Blah Blah Blah On” slogans make you sick, we’ve got the perfect antidote for you: extremely sassy (dare we say, “bitchy”?) reusable totes with sayings like “Namaste, Bitches” and “Will Fuck For Chanel” emblazoned on them. Because being green and being an as*hole aren’t mutually exclusive, right?

The movement dates back to Anya Hindmarch’s $5 “I’m Not A Plastic Bag” totes, which sold out immediately then popped up on eBay for almost $300. Then LA company Thursday Friday gave a big “Eff You” to brands like Chanel and Hermes by printing totes with Birkins, PS1s, and more on them. Then there was the whole “My Other Bag Is A Birkin,” movement, followed by an entire “My Other Bag” line.

Click through the slideshow above to shop our favorite bitchy bags. 

And for more handbags we love, check out Issa London’s new handbag line, our favorite perspex clutches, and Charlotte Olympia x Tom Binns.

 

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Justine Schwartz is a veteran women's lifestyle editor; she's written extensively about style & beauty tips, health advice and wedding planning. Her work has appeared in New York Magazine, Huffington Post and New York Weddings. Justine has been with SheFinds since 2010; you can reach her via email at Justine@shefinds.com.

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