Anna Nicole is nothing special these days thanks to the most deceptive and entertaining push up bra to date.
The aptly named Lavand bra not only managed a martini on the house, but also accolades from a model.
“They’re so big and up there!” She gawked. “And you’re not exactly big yourself. How are they so perky? “
“I don’t know,” I winked and looked down at my lifted cleavage.
Go on. Don the Distraction. Believe in the force that god didn’t give you!