The above style apparently features “6 feet of real chains.” Wowza!
We saw the Snooki Slipper line. We saw her pickle-print flip flops. And now? Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking eyewear by storm with her very first line of sunglasses—all of which retail through NYS Collection for under $35 (thank God). And for some reason, it’s not the aesthetics of the sunglasses that we find so offensive, rather, it’s really just the product descriptions. See what we mean after the jump:
On Ice: “Stay chill with these flash mirrored aviators.. in so many colors, perfect concealer for gorilla watching.” (Available in Blue Chill, Dirty Martini, Cosmo, Black Sambuca, & Mudslide)
Rockstarz: “Hitting up the club? Get ready for the camera flashes & bright lights when rocking this style.. Live like a guidette, look like a rock star.. Metal shield style with star metal embellishments on the temples.” (Available in Purple Feathers, Faux Hawk Black, Starry Night White)
Champagne and Chains: “Where classy meets wild.. sip your champagne and make a statement with this glam style.. Over 6 feet of real chains with a touch of bling.” (Available in Moet and Pleather)
Pinky Up: “Once a cheetah always a cheetah.. show them who’s boss while wearing this oversized one piece shield.” (Available in Zebra Hunt & Cheetah)
…I’m fairly sure “Zebra Hunt” is neither a color nor a legal act.
While you’re at it, check out our roundup of Snooki Halloween Costumes.