What's More Insane: These Crotchless 'Cage' Panties, Or The Customer Review Of Them?

July 2, 2013 by Sara Alderman
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Apparently, Kiki de Montparnasse thinks a few strips of silk woven together makes underwear and a bra, at least according to her latest designs. The Kiki de Montparnasse Cage Bra ($395) and Cage Panty ($325) (if you can even call them that) are not only available to shop, but someone has already taken the plunge, bought the underwear, and gave them a STELLAR review. We kid you not. Check out what reviewer “Yumclothes” had to say:

Wow – i was skeptical spending so much for so little but they are beautiful and wonderfully sexy, well made and sophisticated – and my boyfriend is still talking about them – when? where? how do i get those back on you? Exactly

34″ Hips XS perfect.

Of course. Who wouldn’t be skeptical about spending so much, uhem $325, “for so little” but her and her boyfriend are in love…with the panties. She gave them a five out of five stars with the title “HOT”. If that doesn’t convince you to buy these silk strings, which cost more than an iPhone 5, I don’t know what will. Oh and in case you were wondering, “Yumclothes” said these were smaller than expected. Shocker.

As if these two items couldn’t be more of a WTF, read this designer description of Kiki de Montparnasse by Shopbop. According to the online retailer,

Kiki de Montparnasse lingerie “celebrates intimacy and inspires the romantic imagination.” Beautiful and provocative, the pieces can be worn inside the boudoir or flaunted in public, bringing a sense of excitement to special occasions and to the everyday.

A) These don’t inspire the romantic imagination because they don’t leave much to the imagination.

B) These absolutely cannot be “flaunted in public” because you will get arrested.


(we won’t tell)

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