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Apparently, Tina Turner has discovered the fountain of youth and has been hoarding it from the rest of us for some time. Ms. Turner performed with Beyonce at last night's Grammy awards, and boy, did she look good! Dressed in a sassy silver get-up, her famous gams looked as toned as ever, and her gorgeous complexion matched that of her 23 year old counterpart – Beyonce could have been mistaken for her sister! So how has the iconic diva been taking care of herself for the past 68 years? We can only speculate that these magic products (aside from that fountain) have kept her in tip-top shape, and perpetually ready to blow her audience away.
Perhaps when she's not belting out the tunes, she's slathering on some Ojon Tawaka Ancient Tribal Rejuvenating Cream ($65) – another mystical secret she's keeping from us mortals. This cream is rich in antioxidants and is known to combat wrinkles and increase elasticity in the skin.
For those unbelievable legs, we're suspecting she relies on Clarins Total Body Lift ($59.50) to fight cellulite, smooth skin, and give an overall boost to legs that keep kickin' after all these years.
We find it pretty unbelievable that Tina's girls have remained well above her waistline. They're even quite perky for a golden girl. However, she could benefit from a pair of Nippies ($19.50) to maintain a more demure silhouette, and keep from poking Beyonce's eye out. But overall, Ms. Turner, may we say once again – nice work!
