Grab Your #PSL And Dress Up As A Basic B***h For Halloween
September 29, 2014
According to Urban Dictionary, a basic bitch is “a girl who wears Uggs, leggings, oversized sweaters and posts pictures of her iced Starbucks White Chocolate Caramel Soy Latte on Instagram and constantly makes fun of other ‘basic bitches’ because she believes she isn’t like them.” By definition, I am a basic bitch. Therfore, I know exactly what you should wear if you want to be a basic bitch for Halloween.
First off, it’s fall, and everyone knows that basic chicks love fall and the abundance of pumpkin flavored things that come with it. Ditch the White Chocolate Caramel Soy Latte and get a PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte, duh). But, it has to be with skim or soy milk, basic bitches are constantly worried about carbs and calories, even on Halloween. That’ll cost you approximately $4.95–the cheapest part of your costume.
Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re probably basic and you already have these items. So just throw them on and be YOU for Halloween. Why would you want to be anyone else but yourself? #Yourebasic
We have all of the items you need for this costume in our slideshow, but if you want to be something even more basic than yourself for Halloween, try one of these totally cliché costumes.
Note: Add an extra large T-shirt to turn the basic bitch costume into a sorority girl costume.