Diamond Eyelashes | Kre-At Diamond Eyelashes | Diamond Eyelashes Barneys

Amazing and obscene all at once.

Are bedazzled false eyelashes the 2011 incarnation of the rhinestone tooth decal? Hope so, because these are all sorts of awesome.

Yes, these 18-karat gold and diamond-encrusted Kre-At Beauty lashes are priced at almost $700 an eye, but since they’re made of the stuff of fine engagement rings, it’s no surprise they come at a price. And in case you want to send subtle hints to your boyfriend (who says false eyelashes can’t stand in for rings?), the $1,350 lashes are only available upon special request at a Barneys New York store. Of course they are.

For more news on Designers on Crack, be sure to sign up for our newsletter.