Even if you don’t watch Mob Wives, you must be familiar with reality star “Big Ang,” who’s personality and massive pout are only overshadowed by her…well, hefty bosom and penchant for getting involved in a catfight. This year, channel your inner Staten Island girl and dress up as Big Ang for Halloween.
Here’s what you’ll need: first of all, start with Big Ang’s most notable assets: her huge lips, and her huge chest. Throw on a black wig and spray tan twice a day for the entire month of October, and you’ve got the body down. Now for your outfit: start with a pair of bedazzled heels, and pair them with bedazzled earrings. Throw on a massive fur coat and accessorize with an overly logo-ed purse. Dig up an old beanie baby to serve as Big Ang’s dog, Little Louie, or buy one for $10 on Amazon.