By now, the news has spread like wildfire that Rihanna is expecting her first child with longterm boyfriend A$AP Rocky, and it’s safe to say the internet is absolutely losing it. The music, fashion, and makeup mogul is nothing if not a multi-talented Queen, and now the 33-year-old will soon be able to add mother to the list of impressive achievements in her lifetime.
When news broke of the pregnancy via a *heavily* staged paparazzi run in on Monday, fans took to Twitter to provide their two cents on Riri’s belly baring look (ahem, it was nearly 10 degrees in New York this week,) or simultaneously bemoan that everyone’s favorite celeb is officially off the market (sorry, Drake.) If you’re tired of scrolling through thousands of tweets blandly celebrating the 33-year-old’s announcement, we rounded up the quippiest, most clever responses to sum up how the world feels about the impending baby Fenty.
now that rihanna is pregnant we are never getting that album LMFAOOO
— kira (@kirawontmiss) January 31, 2022
Rihanna is pregnant and I’m not the baby
— Shameless. (@Shamiso_) January 31, 2022
Rihanna is pregnant which means NO NEW ALBUM pic.twitter.com/sGAzk1URQ6
— Rihanna is PREGNANT (@wiz_thcreator) January 31, 2022
if rihanna getting pregnant at 33 im getting pregnant at 33
— lore (@idkxlrn) January 31, 2022
I’m so happy Rihanna is pregnant and I’m so thankful Nick Cannon is not involved.
— Ryne Bailey (@ryanbailey25) January 31, 2022
congrats to rihanna but on behalf of all the diaspora aunties it’s snowing baby pls put that belly away before u catch a womb cold
— rawiya kameir (@rawiya) January 31, 2022
Rihanna’s belly better be fake and the baby better be the damn album
— Miz Fog (@localvibewhore) January 31, 2022
rihanna’s baby when she/he sees who the mother is pic.twitter.com/1gPxdazNTW
— chu (@chuuzus) January 31, 2022
