Leprechauns are pretty ugly, but it shouldn’t be a big surprise that for St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow there is a wealth of “sexy” leprechaun costume choices. I mean, have you seen the slutty Halloween costumes? Whether you prefer to use the holiday as an excuse to get drunk, or an excuse to carry around a four-leaf-clover wand, you will surely get a chuckle from these four slutty leprechaun costumes, and a pair of green, glittery platforms you could consider wearing to work tomorrow (kidding).
This Sassy Leprechaun Costume ($59.99) is actually on trend for fall. Velvet and thigh-high socks were big on the fall 2010 runways. No, the thigh-high socks were not adorned with a four-leaf-clover, and no, I didn’t see any green, buckled top hats, but if you are going to wear this costume, you might as well try to relate it to fashion.
The bra on this Charmed Leprechaun Adult Costume ($49.99) is actually kinda cute, but that doesn’t mean you should wear it with a green bolero and mini top-hat out of the house.
You definitely are struck by luck if you come across a reversible tube dress that you can wear for Valentine’s day and St. Patrick’s day! This Struck By Luck Reversible Cupid Leprechaun Adult Costume ($56.99) makes being slutty throughout the seasons easier.
The mini top hat and four-leaf-clover wand make a reappearance in this Adult Clover Leprechaun Costume ($67.83).
If you want to skip the black Mary Janes and go for something a little more festive, try these Shamrock Glitter Adult Shoes ($34.99), clad with a platform, four-leaf-clover, and a touch of good ol’ holiday tackiness.
Get prepared for the next holiday with Halloween costumes we didn’t even know could be slutty, then check out the best bras and the best underwear to wear under your clothes–not to the bar.