If you gleaned nothing else from Beyonce‘s latest album, remember this: PRETTY HURTS. Indeed, good looks come with a series of challenges the rest of the average-looking-to-not cute population can never imagine. Just ask any Victoria’s Secret model, crushed under the overwhelming pressures that come with being beautiful… or, rather, totally clueless.
It ain’t easy being tall and beautiful with tons of money and an unfairly efficient metabolism. Alas, us plebes cannot comprehend such #PrettyGirlProblems–you know, the ones that don’t actually seem like problems in the first place. But while Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, and crew whine about the hardships their enviable figures bring, or wax poetic about some totally unrelateable aspect of their charmed lives, the rest of us are left rolling our eyes.
Click through the slideshow for 8 particularly annoying quotes from our favorite Victoria’s Secret Angels. Ladies, we love you, but maybe lock it up next time.