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Pushing that ever-present line between total cheese and total spectacle brought to us by the urban look gone strangely out of control, your bling suddenly just got flashier. Meet the new step above those boring belts that spell out “CU-TAY†on your buckle, and instead can be programmed to hold six messages of up to 512 on a scrolling LED belt. Yes, a scrolling LED belt. Instead of a one-phrase “LOVER,†you can now reel in conversation with a more astute “KISS ME, I’M BUSHWICK,†or whatever your scintillating heart might desire. Call it silly, but it also takes iron nerves and a raging sense of humor to pull it off… or, Halloween of course.
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