Valentine’s Treats Your Cleaning Lady Won’t Recognize

Okay, Valentine's is technically a couple's holiday, and you are either supposed to feel all giddy and special if you are a better half, or depressed, alienated, and sexually frustrated if you happened to be–oh the horror — single. Well, we think it's time to put an end to all of this singleton moping come Feb. 14th. Yes, you can always go out and buy yourself flowers, candy, or something adorable that would put you in a better mood. But how about buying something that will really lift your spirits? Who needs a guy when you have RPMs? Here's a list of our top 3 toys that are chic, sleek, and fabulously discreet. Your cleaning lady will just assume you've taken up a vibrating paperweight collection.

Is it a bocci ball, or a vibrator? Hard to tell! Which is why the Tuyo ($64.95) is perfect for those gals who like to stay as discreet as possible. Its sleek orb shape and chrome trim make it the most futuristic of the bunch.

If you want to keep your business under lock and key, then Le Petit Ami ($199) is your man (well, almost). 

Hidden Pleasures ($24.95) could fool anybody into thinking it's just the lastest must-have shade. But be careful not to whip it out for a touch-up at a crowded bar – you might be in for more than you bargained for.